I had the honor of scoring Porter Novelli Seattle's Christmas party this past weekend and it got me thinking: holiday music gets a bad rap.
Sure, we all get sick of bland, commercial versions of staples like "Sleigh Ride" and "Up on the Rooftop" before Thanksgiving weekend is even over, but, dig a little deeper and you'll find enough good Christmas and winter themed songs to score twelve nights worth of holiday parties. Like most musical genres, you just have to look a little deeper than your average music fan if you want to find the good stuff.
I've been collecting Christmas records, tapes, CDs and mp3s for more than two decades now, so, in the spirit of giving, here are eleven song recommendations to get you on your merry way.
11. "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" – Read by Brent Barry and Vladamir Radmonovich
Taken from one of my most prized musical possessions, 2003’s Holidays With The Sonics (which also features Nick Collison, Rashard Lewis, Luke Ridnour, Ray Allen and coach Nate McMillan singing live with the Zion Preparatory Choir), this reading of the Dr. Suess classic is made extra special by the fact that Vladi reads English only slightly better than he plays defense.
10. "O Come, O Come Emmanuel" – Belle & Sebastian
A tender, irony-free version of one of my favorite traditional Christmas songs.
9. "Daddy’s Drinkin’ Up Our Christmas" – John Guliak
The Loughan Brothers’ John Guliak performs this Commander Cody tale on It’s a Team Mint Xmas Vol. 2, a 2004 compilation from Canada's best Indie label.
8. "So This is Christmas" – The Polyphonic Spree
Polyphonic Spree’s massive, orchestral nature makes them a good choice to cover this John Lennon tune, which features that big, lovely chorus. This version is featured on the 2004 compilation Maybe This Christmas Tree, which also includes holiday goodness from The Raveonettes and Pedro the Lion.
7. "You’re a Mean One Mr. Grinch" – Asylum Street Spankers
Austin's uniquely odd, old-timey group Asylum Street Spankers do a pretty straightforward version of this great theme song from the 1966 Christmas special How the Grinch Stole Christmas.
6. "Headcrushing’ Yuletide Sing-along" – Mojo Nixon & The Toadliquors
Taken from my favorite Christmas album of all time, this medley is just traditional enough to sound like tasteful, straight-ahead holiday cheer when played as background music at your December gathering. Just hope your guests don't listen closely enough to hear that it’s actually a drunken mess of Mojo originals and subtle (and sometimes not so subtle) reworkings of holiday classics. If you’re having decent people over, be sure to shut it off before “We Three Kings” (“...of Orient are, drinking whiskey in a nude bar).
5. "Alan Parson’s in a Winter Wonderland" – Grandaddy
"What if you built a snowman and he turned in to studio whiz Alan Parsons?” California's Grandaddy attempt to solve this musical mystery on Jeepster Records' 2000 compilation It’s a Cool, Cool Christmas.
4. "Fairytale of New York" – The Pogues
I’ve never been to New York City during the holidays, but I like to believe this British/Irish cult band has perfectly encapsulated the spirit of it, circa 1980. Two immigrants share a drunken rev
erie in city lock-up while Sinatra croons to the Macy’s crowd outside.
3. "Christmas in Hollis" – Run DMC
Perhaps the most recent addition to the canon of classic holiday pop songs, Run DMC’s 1990 original transcends genre and should be considered alongside recordings by Crosby, Cole and Specter in this category.
2. "364" – Murder City Devils
A gut-wrenching musical hypothesis about what Santa might do when it’s not Christmas day.
1. "Santa Stole My Baby" – The Mistreaters
A little-known track by Milwaukee garage rockers who would later record for seminal Bellingham, Washington label Estrus Records, this perfect slice of dirty holiday rock was taken from the Surprise Package series on Flying Bomb records.
Matt Ashworth is the head of the Seattle Technology practice, where he provides business-to-business and product PR counsel to Hewlett Packard, T-Mobile, Hitachi and others. A version of this article originally appeared on his wildly-unpopular Seattle music blog NadaMucho.com. Follow Matt on Twitter at @ashmatty.
Post Script: Matt's Four Favorite Christmas Albums
4. Charlie Brown Christmas OST – Vince Guaraldi
3. Songs for Christmas – Sufjan Stevens
2. A Christmas Gift for You – Phil Specter & Friends
1. Horny Holidays – Mojo Nixon & The Toadliquors