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Monday
Jul192010

Popular Baby Names List: More ways to ruin your child’s life

So everyone around me knows I’m a Supernatural fan. It’s one of the best (read: awesomely bad) shows out there right now and I can’t wait until the Season Six premiere.

But no matter how much I like the show, I don’t think I’d ever name my child after one of the characters- no matter how sexycool he is. Apparently though, I am in the minority since according to the baby name trend report put out by BabyNameWizard.com, Castiel is gaining ground as the most popular boy’s name for 2010.

Yes, that’s right. I said Castiel. As in, the angel of Thursday. As in, a character on Supernatural. 

For more laughs, check out the lists for girls and boys below. At a quick glance, I see names that refer to a True Blood character, a car brand, a country singer, a race of ten-foot tall blue people from Pandora, a pretentious clothing brand, and the half octopus/half-mermaid witch who stole Ariel’s voice in The Little Mermaid.

Also, wasn’t Dashiell one of Santa’s reindeer?

FASTEST-RISING GIRL'S NAMES FASTEST-RISING BOY'S NAMES
1. Tenley
2. Harper
3. Everleigh
4. Martina
5. Sookie
6. Navi
7. Charlotte
8. Eloise
9. Lorelai
10. Ursula
11. Briella
12. Kinley
13. Tinsley
14. Mhairi
15. Leighton
16. Maelle
17. Ever
18. Kinsley
19. Lux
20. Everly
1. Castiel
2. Bentley
3. Eoin
4. Easton
5. Lucian
6. Aarav
7. Zion
8. St. John
9. Kaiden
10. Sterling
11. Callan
12. Leland
13. Harper
14. Mikah
15. Dashiell
16. Eliah
17. Dawson
18. Kayden
19. Lennon
20. Dorian

 

Name your children whatever you want to name them. No matter what, other children on the playground will find some way to mock even the most normal of names. May I suggest enrolling your child in karate lessons now?

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Reader Comments (2)

Those are all really good, but I've always liked the idea of naming children after types of food. Given this, my next child will either be named Bullion or Garbanzo.

July 19, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterBrent Camara

kristin, you have some crazy fast editing skillz...

July 19, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAngie S.

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